Millar Off to Explosive Start
In case you missed it, Kevin Millar is responsible for all the runs driven in by the Orioles thus far this year. In fact, I’m going to make the bold prediction right now that Kevin Millar will drive in 100% of the Orioles’ runs this season. Why is Millar still so great? Well, after losing the “Chowdown” chicken wing eating contest at the end of last season, Millar fell on some hard times. He was starting to believe that he could no longer throw down chicken wings with the big boys. That’s when Kevin gave me a call to help him get back on track. I had been doing a little experimenting at the time eating raw chicken wings (bones and all), so I introduced Kevin to the Raw Food Diet and it was like a match made in heaven. That’s right, Kevin Millar now eats raw chicken wings before every game. He’s bigger and stronger than ever and his raw meat eating is obviously paying off.
Also, while I’m on the subject of Kevin Millar, don’t think I didn’t notice the Sean Casey acquisition this off-season, Theo. Didn’t know you were in the market for an aging first baseman. I happen to know another one you could have picked up instead of Sean Casey. I’ll give you a hint- his first name is Kevin and his last name is Millar. Sean Casey, I’m going to be watching you very carefully this season, you’re already on my bad side. Well, gotta go watch the game, so with that I leave you with my epic poem “Ode to Kevin Millar“.
Happy feasting,
Big Pupi
Big Pupi- Baseball Dog Blogger 
Hey Big Pupi,
While reading the Mobile, Alabama, paper yesterday, I came across the following event listing:
Sun., April 6: Gates open at 1 p.m., first pitch 2:05 p.m.; Hounds at the Hank (bring your dog to the game, sit in special section, sponsored by B&B Pet Shop) with information available on animal adoption services, micro-chipping pet services; Play Catch in the Outfield (pregame); “Take Me Fishing” promotion; magnet schedule giveaway.
I immediately sent my human an email telling her that we’ll be going. Do you think we should pass this info along to the Red Sox, so they can see other teams have established section K-9?
Bark at you later,
Beckett
That’s awesome Beckett. Better pick up some hot dogs while you’re there. I’ve been on top of the Red Sox about this. I’m actually going to ‘Dog Day’ at the Chicago White Sox stadium in June when they play the Royals. I plan to do my best to make White Sox Dog Day so awesome that the Red Sox will start to think that they need to have a dog day. I’m not giving up my plight to establish section K-9 at Fenway. Still fighting for the Forgotten Fans!
Pupi