Sox Win, Remain Undefeated

Big Game James is lame.

So it’s a little hard to believe it’s baseball season again since it’s like 2 degrees out.  In fact, I’m still wearing a sweatshirt to bed in my crate to keep warm.  The other day I peed on a hydrant and my pee froze before it hit the ground.  Squirrels are still in hibernation and haven’t yet come out for mating season so I can eat them.  Jacoby Ellsbury is freezing, but just in one arm.  Lugo can’t leave the hot tub.  Papi is insulating himself with pork chops.
But getting experience playing in the cold is great for the conditions the Sox will face in November!
Big Pupi   

Despite Payroll, Baltimore Still Better than Yanks

I’m glad the Yanks picked up Sabathia (6 runs in 4 1-3 innings and 2 wild pitches) and Teixeria (0-4 with 5 stranded runners) because those guys stink.  Looks like they are the next Johnny Damon and Bobby Abreu.  Or Randy Johnson.  If the Yanks had Julio Lugo, they’d have the most expensive team of bums ever fielded.

As for the Sox, the rain ruined Opening Day.  I happen to hate the rain, even though I do enjoy swimming in lakes and peeing in kiddie pools.  Better luck tomorrow.
Happy feasting,
Big Pupi